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Monday, March 29, 2010

6:50PM

SOMEONE POISONED AVERY. CALL THE DOCTOR. CALL THE MEDICS. CALL SOMEONE.

Friday, March 19, 2010

3:33PM

TODAY is FREE STARFRUIT DAY. But you have to find them. I've hidden them around the castle. Good luck!!!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

9:13PM

I'm ADOPTED.

I'm NOT adopted.

Friday, March 12, 2010

10:02AM

Good, Kind People of Hogwarts. I Would Like to Bring to Your Attention the Fact that Today is a Day of Great Promise. Today is a Day that Shows Us Something to Be Thankful for. Our Gratitude Will Bring Us Gifts in Large Proportions.

Today, My Good Friends, Is FREE BANANA DAY.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

11:27PM

[Paul]

You hate me right now. I know. But do you think it'd be possible for me to just go home?

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

10:43PM

Spring appears to be taking its time here at Hogwarts, though the cleaning of the school on a whole, has not. While the house elves scurry around, out of mind, out of sight, we, the students, bask in the smell of fresh sheets and can pluck our eyebrows from the reflection of the perfectly pristine windows, like fair Gilderoy Lockhart. He has to check his reflection often, as you’ve all undoubtedly noticed, due to the fact that his beautifully blonde hair is all a facade. The truth, dear Hogwarts, is that Glitterpants’ Gilderoy’s hair is a lie. In fact, let’s look deeper into the matter.


Chase Harper, from Gryffindor, reports. )

7:05PM

TREAT MY SIBLINGS WITH RESPECT OR I'LL EAT YOUR FACE.

Also, Rita Darling, you are my partner. So come eat with me and we'll figure this thing out.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

1:50PM

I think Glitterpants was playing for Gryffindor today. Anybody with me? Stupid Leary.

Friday, February 12, 2010

2:29PM

I do love a good secret.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

4:21PM - MOVING ON --001 POST MAFALDA

[Close Friends]

To those of you who don't know, before the holidays, I proposed to Mafalda Hopkirk. I gave her a nice ring and everything and she said no. But I was okay with it. I was warned. What i didn't expect was her coziness with Fabian Prewett. He doesn't even like her. I was having a hard time. But I didn't want people to know because I didn't want to make you upset.

Now, however, I have moved on. And that means that I can tell you that I am fine. I have found a suitable female that I am interested in. She is nice and pretty and a set up and you will like her. Because she is nice. And pretty.

[/End]

The squid is good. She's happy, even in the cold weather. I still take her fish and she still comes to the surface sometimes. She has to be careful or she'll break a tentacle.

Monday, February 8, 2010

12:32AM - Paulie

[Private to Paul--Readable by those who feel it's necessary to crack into their business.]
I'm
Listen
Will you
Uhm.
Do
I just

Listen. I'm sorry.

Friday, February 5, 2010

12:33AM

THE SQUID IS JUST FINE.

THIS IS GREAT.

I AM NO LONGER PURPLE.

ALSO GREAT.


Nevermind.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

3:28PM

Dylan Harper and Paulie Harper )

Mafalda )

[Gryffindors]
Is everyone okay? Can I do anything to help?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

12:48AM

PAULIE HARPER. I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.

Monday, January 18, 2010

10:07PM

Holidays were quiet, but good. Better than usual. I'm glad I stayed. The squid and I had some meaningful conversations.

While I was angry at siblings Harper, Dylan and Harper, Paulie, I forgive you and am no longer angry at you. And can be easily swayed to speak to you with hugs and candy and hugs.

As for Mafalda other people Mafalda, I am fine Mafalda said no and didn't have any problems over break even though Mafalda said no and I certainly don't want to beat Fabian to a bloody pulp wouldn't say no to hugs or candy or some mischief.

Hope you all got my christmas gifts. I sent a ton.

Glad you're back! I missed you.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

11:38PM

Locked against Mafalda
I'm thinking of asking Hopkirk to marry me. What do you think?

Sunday, January 3, 2010

12:05PM

Locked to the Good Guys

This might sound crazy, but it's the only thing I've got since I've heard muttering about stuff and no one ever tells me anything. But yeah, so. If we're all having wicked dreams, why not get a dreamcatcher? I haven't actually had a single bad dream since I got here. And I have a nice big one right over my bed. So maybe that'll help! It's worth a shot, at the very least.

I made one for Charity but I'm too chicken to take it to her by myself.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

1:15PM

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

8:28PM

Herbert Hollace Harper )